Some moron just touched my barrel. I pop out to see what gives, knife in hand.

----Gale Enters Story Suddenly----


*Pops head out of barrel slowly and cautiously and looks at Eric*

"Psst...Is it saaaaaaaafe?...."

ilikepieyum wrote:....a leaf floating down to the ground falls instantly when you hit it....

(And where did this leaf come from?...The tree growing from the rocks in the dark, hot, cavern?...Just wondering, LOL!!! <3 ILP.)

OK all of you can join but that is all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can all fit behind the barrel because it is big

The warriors rush around the corner...
the archers line up and the others rush fowards.
You see another team on the other side who has done the same thing.
a battle takes place...
quickly all but two of the orcs are dead.
those two orcs are on different teams.
one of the orcs runs over to the barrel and tries to pick it up to throw at the other one....
it is too heavy. he looks inside and spots you.
what do you do?

while Gale is busy quoting exerpts from Jim Carey, I thrust the tip of my sword under his lower jaw (the orcish soft spot) and thru his brain. He backs up rapidly and starts flailing away. I sure hope that scared the other Orc away.

I hop out of the barrel ready to put a beatdown on the other orc and land on someone. I look down to see xar. Naturally, I throw him at the orc as bait and sneak up beghind the orc to klll it, but I can't deliver the hit until after the orc makes xar cry.