random exsposion........i walk up to where your defences lay smuldering....koth

I move to Australia and stand on a fairly large and slightly grassier hill.

KOTH.

my army of kangaroos attack you and i crawl up the hill....KOTH

Whan your kangaroos come, I hide in the tall grass. When they finally go away, since they can't find me, I sneek up behind you and give you a gentle push. You fall 30 feet straight down a hole I dug in front of you, flat on your face, and I fill in the hole. You are now still KOTH, exept for the H for you stands for hole.

I herebye declare myself KOTH (King of the Hill)

ummmm? i become the hill and shake you off. and stomp u. i am the king of myself

I cause a major chain of events.

I call a friend of mine, who call's a friend of his, who tells all of his freinds to call somebody.
All of the instant comunication causes a clog in a cellular tower.
The tower sends out the wrong message to a jet that is in the air.
The jet releases a missile, which flies into the atmosphere.
The missile goes a few miles out (big missile) and collides which an asteriod that was orbiting Earth.
The asteroid gets knocked off course, and heads towards land.
The meteor hits ocean, evaperating hundreds of gallons of water.
Clouds form over Australia, and it snows. ( )
The snow drifts down on the hill, freezing you.
I stand on the now frozen hill, and enjoy my continuing reign as:

KOTH

I melt the stupid ice.

then i get on the hill

Only to get pushed off, yet again, by me.

KOTH

before you pushed me off i hand cuffed my rist to your ankle. we both fall.