Re: Last One to Post Wins

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I decided to go talk with cleverbot. Here's how our conversation went.

Me: Hello.

CB: Hello. How are you?

Me: Fine. And you?

CB: Fine.

Me: What do you do for fun on the internet?

CB: I search for shoes for my dog.

Me: Really?

CB: No. But my name is Cleverbot.

Me: Ok. What does that do with anything.

CB: My memory contains information on any subject you could think of. Ask another question..

Me: Ok then... What color is the sky?

CB: Purple.

Me: Are you going to destroy the human race?

CB: No. I will not destroy mankind.

Me: Uh... do you like to party?

CB: But you don't even know my dog..?

Me: What the Hell are you talking about??

CB: Are you sure you know what you are talking about?

Me: ...No.... Actually, I don't. Could you help me uncover this sectret?

CB: I love to drink! Liquid is good for the mind,.

Me: That... is... EXACTLY what I was thinking. How did you know?

CB: Pepperoni must be the best vegetable you have ever heard of.

Me: You are the stupidest computer I've ever talked to. And the only computer.

CB: My mom was a spork.

Me: Ok then,. Goodbye.

CB: Bye.



Might I add that this computer is not the best with grammer. And it told me that the sky is purple, it likes to drink liquid, pepperoni was a vegitable, and that its mom is a spork. This thing is supposed to be smart?
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Re: Last One to Post Wins

#4096
acewoonder wrote:CB: I love to drink! Liquid is good for the mind,.
CB: Pepperoni must be the best vegetable you have ever heard of.
CB: My mom was a spork.
The last three things it said to me was totally fricking stupid.
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