granted now your the coach of the raiders worst team ever

i wish i was a player for the patriots

Granted, you are a third string offensive lineman that always is on the bench

I wish the raiders were the best team in the nfl

Granted. All the other teams die in plane crashes. The Raiders are declared uncontested champions and the NFL ceases operations.

I wish the Toronto Maple Leafs would get off the fence and either be good enough to win the Stanley Cup or suck enough to get some good draft picks instead of being just bad enough to miss the playoffs every year.

granted, but toronto goes bankrupt and has no organization.

I wish that I had 56 Billion RIPS

granted but they all have zero WSA

i wish i wasnt tormented by SGC

Granted, now you are tormeneted by everyone else.

I wish I had a chocolate cake.

granted but guess what its made of heres a hint...(its poop)

i wish this wish was uncorruptable

Granted, instead of wish being corrupted, your mind does and your locked away forever.

I wish it wasn't night...

granted the moon explodes and hits your house

i wish wow would listen to reason

granted, he listens to someone named reason but not you

I wish I was flexible.