Granted, but he's invisible and won't talk to you.

I wish my feet didn't smell so bad!

GRANTED. They are amputated and vaporized in the medical waste incinerator.

I wish I had a top-end bicycle.

Granted, but the top keeps grinding against the pavement and you fall over.

I wish I will never win Last One to Post wins.

Granted. You die.

I wish I had a Guinness.

Granted. But I drink it for you.

I wish Zorg accidentally send me 100000 rubies.

Granted. You get banned for not reporting it.

I wish you hadn't drank my Guinness

Granted, he pukes it back up into the cup. Have a nice drink Spiff.

I wish I hadn't died when I made a wish.

Granted. You die now.

I wish I had something better to do.

Granted. You get a job shovelling horse manure.

I wish my **** really did smell like roses.

Granted, but your face smell like **** (Edit: sorry I read it wrong)

I WISH I know how did this someone level an entire inactive planet with 6000 light lasers 1 ion cannon 20 gauss cannon 3 Plasma Cannon 100 rocket launchers to the ground, without leaving a single defense standing, and would it be economically sensible to do such a thing like gathering resources after levelling it to the ground does anyone know what I am talking about surely you know what I am talking about it's a very complex question that I wish that I could find out if you could help me make my wish come true by telling me how it was done