Granted. You have a scaly back like a fish.

I wish I could breath under water.

Granted but, you will not be able to breath on land.

I wish that the next person is going to wish the same wish as this wish.

Granted. But now an infinite loop is established meaning no one can ever wish for anything else and this topic is effectively killed.

I wish that the next person is going to wish the same wish as this wish.

I killed it

Granted however, since I am the current player posting not the next player posting your wish has no effect on my wish. (see it is all a matter of prospective... It's alive, IT"S ALIVE )

I wish I could trust that the beans from Taco Bell contained only the ingredients found in the recipe and not the other brown substances of urban legend.

Granted. But the Recipe is not Taco bell's recipe.

I wish this was dead, and the next person will guess the number I'm think 1-9 and will wish the same wish, thinking the same number that I am (ALL PLAYERS FROM NOW ON).

granted but it all happens in your head and you therefore you have no need to ever post in this tread again (seriously some enjoy this thread stop being a troll)

I wish doomranger wasn't a troll

granted, now with the lack of one troll an even bigger troll emerges named schnitter to troll this thread (jk)

i wish i knew what to wish for.

Granted but why you would want to wish for something like that is disturbing, pervert

I wish my house came with an auto clean feature.

Granted. Every morning it gives you a thorough cleaning with a very rough bristle brush and caustic soap and an enema to boot.

I wish Scrappy were here too.