Doomrager wrote:Whats your advice on getting banned?
This is difficult to answer as it is somewhat vague. If you wish to be banned, I recommend posting hardcore pornography on this very forum. If you wish to get out of a ban, try giving sexual favors to any of the mods/admins. If you wish to pass time while banned, try doing something productive, like enlarging your (censored). Those spam e-mails are great sources for legitimate solutions.
Weresloth wrote:<3 you too Eric.
Now the first thing you must realize is that homosexuality is not a problem. You can still lead a normal life as a male attracted to other males. Not only is this perfectly acceptable, it is expected from most members of the slothus homosexuallus genus. Now if you truly seek a solution, castration is by far the best option. DO NOT GO TO A DOCTOR! They are expensive and often time-consuming. Instead, do it yourself. If you wish, you may even apply to the pain olympics and request a small fee. You may also wish to look into becoming an organ donor if you are desperate for money, although if you aren't, I would recommend keeping all of yourself for yourself. Try fashioning a Christmas ornament out of your newfound riches. They also make great gifts for those picky children who are impossible to shop for. And of course, wash your hands before attempting this procedure; safety first!
Good luck fellas
-Eric
