my amazing awesomeness stuns gale and i stab her in the head with a survival knife KOTH

I hit the hill with a MOAB. Then I walk through the ashes to the top of the hill. KOTH

i get my personalized long sight sniper rifle and shoot alk in the nuts he rolls of the hill and i take his place

KOTH

Balls of steel. I roll back over, pull out an m1911 and shoot deadspace in the nuts, head and chest each 26 times. I then rig the body w/ a claymore, so when he gets up, (I assume he wore body armor), it detonates, spreading him out over several acres. KOTH

i revive as a zombie and eat alks brains

KOTH

I have no brains. I pull off your head and put it and the rest of your body into a combination woodchipper-incinerator. After you have been turned to ash, I take the machine to a secure location, and vaporize it with a nuclear bomb. I then race to the hill and kill all usurpers and burn the bodies. KOTH

now i am dead but have been made a king of the underworld i order all demons/monsters to destroy you and take the hill KOTH

deadspace wrote:my amazing awesomeness stuns gale and i stab her in the head with a survival knife KOTH

Coincidentally, I'm immune to survival knives in the head. Therefore, I stroll back up to the hill and look at the demons with a smile. With confidence I show them my cross necklace and they run in fear.

"That was easy."

QOTH

I run and flu kick gale of the hill and say thanks for getting rid of the demons


KOTH

I then come up behind wardie with a handgrenade, pull the pin, and drop it in his pocket, I jump back and grenade explodes.

KOTH