granted but now you hit your ceiling everytime you stand up

i wish my friend sheperd was home and could play basketball

Granted. He trounces you in every game and your self-confidence collapses resulting in a life of petty crime and homelessness.

I wish I had a talking cat.

granted, but it is just the result of a serious and life threatening mental illness.

I wish that I discovered a valuable historical artifact.

Granted. You are murdered during a burglary to steal it.

I wish my mental illness were cured.

Granted, but now you have cancer.

I wish I were a dragon.

Granted. But you now changed gender and now am a female.

I wish for two large fries.

granted but they cost you double the price


i wish i had a chicken quesadilla from taco bell

granted (no need to corrupt that one)

I wish I had x-ray vision

granted but you can only see through mens clothes lol

i wish i was a mod

Granted, but some people form a mob and accuse you of abusing your powers and your are banned from modship and eventually kicked from the game resulting in low self esteem leading to suicide. lol


I wish that I could multi-task.