Check into that insane asylum mentioned so many times before.

What would you do if you got kicked out of an insane asylum?

I would run for office.

What would you do if I became President of the United States?

Avoid asassination.

What would you do if "the force" was real?

Sell a guide on how to use it, and make 500 million dollars.

What would you do if you suspected cypher was watching starwars recently?

let him....

what would you do if you found out coca-cola gives you cancer

drink some sprite (I hate coke)

what would you do if I started a maniacal rant against mcdonalds?

I would have you re-committed to the insane asylum.

What would you do, after being committed, if you found out I was on the payroll of McDonald's and that I wasn't really a psychiatrist?

Ask for a happy meal,

what would you do if you had court tomarrow and cant sleep

I would get out of bed, eat my happy meal, have a cup of tea and go back to bed around 3 o'clock in the morning.

What would you do if you slept in and missed your court date and a warrant for your arrest was issued?

Go back to sleep.

What would you do if you were arrested for a crime you did not commit?