Granted. Everthing it affects now is slightly faster excluding you, making you look slow.

I wish I was an astronaut.

Granted. But they cancel the manned space program while you're stationed on the ISS and because of budget shortfalls decide they can't afford to send one last mission to bring you down.

I wish that everybody could afford to buy whatever they wanted.

Granted. Currency becomes worthless as a result, and the world descends into poverty.

I wish all roads were straight.

Granted, now when you drive to the shops you just end up circumnavigating the globe forever and having the kids asking "are we there yet" in the back seat.

I wish Youtube had a repeat option on it's videos.

Done, but it is glitched and only repeats Justin Bieber videos.
I wish homework was outlawed.

Granted. You are now required to stay after class to finish your assignments.

I wish Bieber would change that god-awful, butt-ugly hair style of his.

granted but now you are forced to sport that dashing due instead

I wish eating pizza were good for me.

Granted but now you can only eat pizza with toppings that you don't like.

I wish I had a pet rock.

granted but it turned in to sand.

wish ppl stopped teasing and get real.

granted but now everyone is way to serious and the games no fun


wish i had a bigger fleet