granted but you now have no time in which to use them.
I wish I had some pixy stix
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#132granted, but the pixy stick is 100 feet tall and weighs a ton so you get crushed in the process!!!
I wish my Rips would fly faster.
I wish my Rips would fly faster.
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#133Granted, but the extra gravitons required to do it spontaneously create a black hole and your RIPs get sucked into it.
I wish I had a billion bucks.
I wish I had a billion bucks.
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the Spiffiest of them all?
Do Science Responsibly: Don't Do Science and Drive
"While it's good to learn from experience, it is better to learn from other people's experience" - Warren Buffett
Do Science Responsibly: Don't Do Science and Drive
"While it's good to learn from experience, it is better to learn from other people's experience" - Warren Buffett
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#134Granted saddle up cowboy this bucking bronco is just for you and so is this bucket of ice for your marbles.
I wish I had a job
I wish I had a job
Those with nothing to loose have the most to gain. Long live the Miner!
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#135Granted, but you don't get paid.
I wish I had Weresloth's cookie
I wish I had Weresloth's cookie
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#136Granted, but Sloth already ate it. (Ew.)
I wish I could travel through time.
I wish I could travel through time.
Forum Moderator: The Chill One ~ Gale Points: 52
The only thing standing between me and immortality is death.
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#137Ok, you can only go into the future where you can't mess anything up, plus you can't get back.
I wish I could hang out with my girlfriend today.
I wish I could hang out with my girlfriend today.
Average Person ~ Gale Points: 28
RIP Me.
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#138granted but your girlfriend breaks up with you after this is granted
i wish i was the hottest guy in the world
i wish i was the hottest guy in the world
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#139Granted, you spontaneously combust.
I wish I could cook decently
I wish I could cook decently
Forum Moderator: The Chill One ~ Gale Points: 52
The only thing standing between me and immortality is death.
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#140but the world including u lose the appetite for food they depend on nutrition pills.
i wish there was a way to look into ppls mind.
i wish there was a way to look into ppls mind.
Barbaric nomad causing P-A-I-N.