My house gets attracted by this new planet and lands safely at the foot of the hill. KOMH

I start up a recruitment agency on the hill to trick inhabitants of this world into joining my army.

They are all pretty retarded and sign up.

I send them all to burn your house down AFTER stealing your food

They got it the wrong way round though

KOTH with a well fed, burnt army

I would like to take a moment to introject...

King of the Hill

Thank you

While everyone else was on other forums, I used my ninja powers to take the Hill. KOTH.

Nope.

KOTH

can't k we o all t just h get ! along?

Subliminal messaging! I seez it!

WkHoEtRhE DIDZ YOU SEEZ IT???

Subliminal messaging is just an illusion and never actually works.
Join the Navy

Your right, it doesn't
Yes it does