Harrier Jet incoming.

Eat this. KOTH

INCOMING !!!!!!
KOTH (Well, whats left of it anyway)

I'm glad I'm on the other side of the planet right now.

thats not a planet....

I hack into the superlaser, and use it as and engine, blasting the deathstar across the galaxy, landing on a new planet. I am king of the rightful galactic hill!

I wake up in my house an notice its floating in space...... WTF
(i changed my sig again)

I decide to undertake an epic journey in a light fighter to take down a deathstar using my skills as a fighter pilot and some unknown force ....sound familar

However...bad day...Massive detour... systems failure...and I crash on the planet with its only feature a galactic GIANT HILL.

Arriving on the hill I now become the new KOTH

Ah, my Death-star's rubble is cast of into the distance from your light fighter, and conveniently followed the same path of your detour. The chunk I was riding on got wedged at the top of your hill, and I am now your second hand man on the hill.