I say enough with the new hills. Battle over the right hill already.

KarrothMelu wrote:I say enough with the new hills. Battle over the right hill already.

Totally agree...gets far too confusing when there are ten hills being overtook at the same time

KOTRH (King of the right hill)

Who's gonna take the left hill I wonder?

Not me, the soup hill collapsed and I am now king of the upside-down hill.

KOTUDH

So your king of the hole?

Anyways Mr. Ferret gets aliens shoots everyone and takes over all the hills (including the upside down hill), puts all of them together. There we have 1 hill again. Ha. The Ferret is the king.

More like king of the stalactite. All hail Mr. Ferret.

*Gets woken up from a good sleep*
THATS IT!!!!!
*Goes up to secret vault and enters the secret code*
*Door opens*
*Enters the vault and looks at the giant glass chamber*
*Enters the chamber*
Ok this should stop them!!!
*Grabs the secret weapon an goes to front door of the house*
There that should stop them from bothering me.

Seeing the DO NOT DISTURB sign, I scream, detach my stalactite from the ceiling, it falls through the center of the planet, and becomes a hill on the other side. King of the New but Not Right Hill

Magma makes it's way to the surface via the stalactite falling through the planet.
It tunnels its way through the hill and forms a volcano which then erupts, destroying itself in the process.

I meanwhile take a stroll to a nearby hill formed out of the lava and become KOTH

Gets on the hill. Kicks everyone off. Buys hill and puts up Razor-wire fence. KOTH

Darn you razor wire.