Herp.

"Three-Legged Chickens"

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."

herp-derp, if u laughed then u know i won.

I didn't laugh ._.

I fail to see how adding another leg to a chicken would cause it's running speed to accelerate past that of the fastest known land animal today.

u two should hit the tv pg 8 and take a crash course on humor and silliness, life took that away from u.

ps: dont just look at the finger or u will miss the glory that the finger is pointing u towards.

Also, where exactly did he get the bloodlines for a three-legged chicken?

they did not laugh because it means they would lose.

and besides the point sloths are notoriously unaware of irony.

俺を誰だと思ってやがる?!

i know what that means. thanks for saying spy wins in japanese. finally!!

Yeah, no.