The important thing about a story ace is not whether we believe you. Its not about the people in it, its about the story. You could tell them the story is a bout your aunts 2nd cousins boyfriends best mans son, or you could say its about 'one of my mate.' If the stories a good one, noone will complain
Had a strange one last night myself. Went out for a walk with an old friend of mine and ended up in her room all sitting on the bed. After wed been there about an hour, and we realized it was midnight, I said I had to go since I still needed to pack in the morning (Was in ireland visiting family, back in scotland now). At that point we noticed that somehow a snail had gotten onto my leg and crawled most of the way up.
Top that. I defy you ><
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