Nope.

The next poster has a typewriter.

Kick wrote:The next poster is a ginger.

Zoglet wrote:Thankfully - no!

Thankfully? That hurts me right here *points to heart*.


No, I don't have a typewriter. My sister does, however.

The next poster has tried to friend me on Facebook.

No. I find searching the phrase "a girl who uses the chick from final fantasy as an avatar on the forums of a game called zorg empire" doesn't work.

The next poster will not laugh at the horrible joke I just made. Unless you are Were. Then you will just shrug it off, since you've never posted in "The Next Poster"

Didn't laugh at all.

The next poster has no sense of humour.

only when it comes to gingers!

The next poster walks like a woman and talks like a man

Wait, is that good or bad?

The next poster wants to stab facebook

Zoglet wrote:only when it comes to gingers!

I feel the need to tell you that I don't like you at the moment.


No, KareBear, I like Facebook.

The next poster adores Chinese Food.

Yes. I do. And if you have a problem with that, then get over it.

The next poster has the nickname "KareBear" from Gale. Does that mean I'm no longer the teddy? lulz.

Nope

The next poster has an embarrassing nickname.

People call me tiny, even though I'm 6'7". Not really embarrasing, but whatever.

The next poster would like a kit-kat right now.