Yes. Always am.

The next poster is underwater.

That explains the lack of oxygen I noticed.

The next poster can hold their breath for 2 minutes.

Nope.

The next poster is a lifeguard.

Nay!

The next poster is a skilled horseman/woman

Nah. Only can ride and thats it.

Next poster has a pet turtle.

sad but no- though I have realesed some into the ocean!

The next poster is an anti GM foods protestor

Nope.

The next poster has issues quiting this game and has had multiple failed attempts.

Yes. Tried to quit several times. Have decided the only way I ever could is to crash myself into something. Then figured nobody deserved getting all of that res without earning it.

The next poster has never played any other mmo

Does Runescape count?

The next poster still plays Runescape.

Not I

the next poster wanted to be an artist and instead became a painter