'Tis a book.

Thus explaining why I have never seen it.

Fair enough

And why i have never heard of it...

Mayhaps you should visit a library?

Artemis Fowl was the genious kid that made friends with the fairies, right? Lol, I remember that series. I read the sixth book first. Took me forever to figure out what the hell they were talking about at the beginning of the book, untill I read the fifth one. then I started with the rirst and finished the series. It would be bad to jump forward 2 years, and learn you have twin brothers. But making friends with fairies would be awesome!

"But making friends with fairies would be awesome!"

I could reccomend some bars you might try!

don't forget the aliens.

I thaught it was a mutant unicorn trying to eat the rainbow star...

i think they took that a little personally.