I hate that. i asked it how big its memory was, and it said "to big for you to understand".
also it called me Jennifer.......
Re: Last One to Post Wins
#4092Have you talked to joan yet? Go on the jabberwackey website and talk to joan. Shbe is very close to human.
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Re: Last One to Post Wins
#4093I decided to go talk with cleverbot. Here's how our conversation went.
Me: Hello.
CB: Hello. How are you?
Me: Fine. And you?
CB: Fine.
Me: What do you do for fun on the internet?
CB: I search for shoes for my dog.
Me: Really?
CB: No. But my name is Cleverbot.
Me: Ok. What does that do with anything.
CB: My memory contains information on any subject you could think of. Ask another question..
Me: Ok then... What color is the sky?
CB: Purple.
Me: Are you going to destroy the human race?
CB: No. I will not destroy mankind.
Me: Uh... do you like to party?
CB: But you don't even know my dog..?
Me: What the Hell are you talking about??
CB: Are you sure you know what you are talking about?
Me: ...No.... Actually, I don't. Could you help me uncover this sectret?
CB: I love to drink! Liquid is good for the mind,.
Me: That... is... EXACTLY what I was thinking. How did you know?
CB: Pepperoni must be the best vegetable you have ever heard of.
Me: You are the stupidest computer I've ever talked to. And the only computer.
CB: My mom was a spork.
Me: Ok then,. Goodbye.
CB: Bye.
Might I add that this computer is not the best with grammer. And it told me that the sky is purple, it likes to drink liquid, pepperoni was a vegitable, and that its mom is a spork. This thing is supposed to be smart?
Me: Hello.
CB: Hello. How are you?
Me: Fine. And you?
CB: Fine.
Me: What do you do for fun on the internet?
CB: I search for shoes for my dog.
Me: Really?
CB: No. But my name is Cleverbot.
Me: Ok. What does that do with anything.
CB: My memory contains information on any subject you could think of. Ask another question..
Me: Ok then... What color is the sky?
CB: Purple.
Me: Are you going to destroy the human race?
CB: No. I will not destroy mankind.
Me: Uh... do you like to party?
CB: But you don't even know my dog..?
Me: What the Hell are you talking about??
CB: Are you sure you know what you are talking about?
Me: ...No.... Actually, I don't. Could you help me uncover this sectret?
CB: I love to drink! Liquid is good for the mind,.
Me: That... is... EXACTLY what I was thinking. How did you know?
CB: Pepperoni must be the best vegetable you have ever heard of.
Me: You are the stupidest computer I've ever talked to. And the only computer.
CB: My mom was a spork.
Me: Ok then,. Goodbye.
CB: Bye.
Might I add that this computer is not the best with grammer. And it told me that the sky is purple, it likes to drink liquid, pepperoni was a vegitable, and that its mom is a spork. This thing is supposed to be smart?
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Re: Last One to Post Wins
#4095wow now I want to see just what this clever bot can do....
Gale points:ummm to far behind to care and too long since I got one to remember
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Re: Last One to Post Wins
#4096The last three things it said to me was totally fricking stupid.acewoonder wrote:CB: I love to drink! Liquid is good for the mind,.
CB: Pepperoni must be the best vegetable you have ever heard of.
CB: My mom was a spork.
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10 Gale Points FTW
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Re: Last One to Post Wins
#4097exactly. I would like to see how stupid it is.
Gale points:ummm to far behind to care and too long since I got one to remember
That which is written without effort is usually read without enjoyment.
That which is written without effort is usually read without enjoyment.
Re: Last One to Post Wins
#4098Well, back to where we started. I'm winningz
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Re: Last One to Post Wins
#4100Sloth, thats too educatural for meh
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