Some people walk, but I prefer to stay in my yard, staring at my weird neighbors.

I shall have to say something funny

You DONT mess with the Zohan

i think the oilspill has ticked off wild life....

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KarrothMelu wrote: ****Also, pi≠3

Very good Karroth, it does not = 3. Pi = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445
923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174
502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456
485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643
67892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609...



How did i know that, i memorized it.

JK

right....... thats scary

Silly disclaimers killing my eyes to read.

Don't squint too hard, old man.

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**Disclaimer: This offer is not real. There is no "Win Seminar." However, if there was, you could really use it, considering the face you're reading the tiny print at the bottom of a clearly fake advertisement for a service you think you might actually need. But it's ok. There is still hope for you. For only 30 Zorg Rubies, I can teach you how to not be so susceptible to false advertising and rip-offs!*** Take up this rare offer now and you'll never find yourself squinting to read tiny text that doesn't actually say anything on the bottom of an advertisement for something that doesn't exist ever again!
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****Also, pi≠3

+8 Gale Points HAHAHAHA! Karroth, this is PRICELESS!