Potatoes?

APPLES!!!!!!!!

I want an apple.

I want peppers... Oh wait

Never wait. Patience is not really a virtue

Good thing I have a bowl of habaneros next to me then.

No clue what habaneros are... care to enlighten me?

Wiki wrote:Habanero chili peppers are rated 100,000–350,000 on the Scoville scale.

On the Scoville scale: Pure capsaicin is 15-16 million Scoville units, Law Enforcement Grade pepper spray is 5-5.3 million, and the hottest pepper in the world is 1 million; whereas jalapeños are 2.5-8 thousand and bell peppers are 0.

I'm dumb enough to try it...

Don't worry, I'm growing the 1 million Scoville peppers. You know, the hottest in the world?