Chase-ing random people all alone in the middle of the street."check"

Trying to learn how to make pizza then the teacher (a lady) tells you "It's a pizza dough not boobs."? Check.

cut your finger while making strawberry-ruhbarb pie? Check!

Got lost in the woods with your friends and find an old broken down house? Check!

Walk through a river for a couple of miles with your friends? Check.

get bored and try to play Monopoly against yourself? Check

(Actually, i did this a few months ago but thought it was fitting.)

Swimming against the river current for 5 mins then realizing did not gained a feet.. Check!

Park at the 3200 feet mark at the air-show parking lot, and ride a bus the rest of the way to it, then after 4 and a half hours of eating popcorn, ice cream, and drinking a bunch of root-beer, have to walk all the way back because the bus assigned to your section wasn't working at the time? Check.

Say check if youve ver had that friend you liked that always had a boyfriend/was recently broken up? Ever had them like you back? Had all that but only be told when you moved to another country. Come back at christmas thinking neither of you liked the other, or at least you definitely dont? Had her have a boyfriend again but did still like you? So you find out after getting with her best friend at her birthday party?

The weird bit is here: You come back again for a month, she gives you advice on her friend (basically dont but shes right ), has a dead on boyfriend thats shes in love with, goes on about him for nearly an hour, then asks can she pin you to ground, is allowed to pin youto the ground, sits on your chest, kneels on your elbows, then starts asking you what size her boobs are?

Strange enough?

The conversation goes downhill, shes making suggestive comments (highly) while still praising her bf, and youre left with no idea whether shes trying to see if you like her, joking around, or what the story is.

Check.

Oh and /rant. For the three of you interested in the story apologies for the lack of detail at the end but there are innocents here. I think. Younglings anyway.

O.o wow.......

reading that whole story and actually intrested in it. check