You forgot to push the van off the hill so i stuck my head out and saw kick knock gale of the hill, so I wait until kick goes near then van door and slam it open, knocking him off them hill.

KOTH

I blow the van with you inside

KoTH

ghosthaunter wrote:I blow the van with you inside

KoTH

While you are busy giving fellatio to a vehicle, I take the hill.

KOTH

Flying Raptor Jesus was in the air as he saw the action going on around the hill. Noticing the Pedobear seal that i have in my avatar post, he realised that we both share the same origin of 4chan rise to fame. Using his power he obtained from going extinct for our sins he manages to knock everyone off the hill.

afterwards he pulls out a couple of lawn chairs and mini cooler and we pop open some brews as we wait for the next wave of people trying to capture the hill.

Then, your Raptor Jesus post offended a mob of christians, So they came and carried you off the hill bindfolded. once they were gone I claimed myself king of the hill.

double stampies, no erasies.

I arrive to save the day from the Christians. FRJ returns to help me and we tag team against u and the Christians. The flying burning religious corpses knock you off the hill.

KOTH

Erm... Eh.... uh..... Um....


CHEESE.


KOTH

mah boi!
I use weegee stare to kill you.
*king of ze hill*

I point out to you all that you are standing on an ant hill, and stand on the actuall hill.



KOTH.

a giant youtube logo drops from the sky and forces you to listen to Rick roll.
King...of...the...hill!