Am i invited sloth??

If i am i got some serious moves.

Sloth???

i start my own dance party supercow and pwnage are invited sloth's not and gale can come to if she ever reads this




by the way im calling this party


i win

Way to go for the one weakness.

I own the local utility and pull the plug on the party. I'm also having the local magistrate issue a warrant for you not getting a permit for the party. I suspect there is under age drinking by ugly chicks which is not only illegal but a major party foul.

Sloth didn't miss a thing.

I win.

Well i throw my own party and everybodys invited, and we dance all night, OH YEA, im winning

A pants party doesn't count, cow.

But I like pants parties

i start another party in somilia everyone but slash is invited i bribe all officals and have somilian pirates guarding the party the worlds military refuse to stop he pirates on the land all goes well and the party never ends



Meanwhile slash is sitting on the curb outside the party crying uncontrolably supercow id dancing with his mom and pwnage hooks up with none other than a hooker named cinnamon i am crowned ultimate party king.





p.s. a car passes slash who is sitting by a giant mudpuddle slash is then covered in mud and is wet he cries harder



i win

You're dancing with Somali chicks. They're so thin they're scared of shower drains. I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard I can't see. And there are no puddles in Somalia. It's the blood from the idiots that thought they could party with Somalis.