Re: King of the hill
#231I believe we were already dead, so if you shot us the only thing that would happen is you wishih=ng you hadn't. Co-king of the hill.
Don't run if you don't know your walk says the wise man. In other word, don't try to fly a plane if you can't even drive a car. Because you just crashed into gamepro's mountain. 2 birds with one stone. *high-fives supercow*robertlee wrote:*sigh* In this age of space flight I'm surprised that everyone has ignored simple planes. I do a fly by over the hill, carpet bombing the hill with containers of liquid nitrogen. Congratulations TGE and Pwnage - you're frozen. On the second pass drop a similar container of liquid nitrogen on Gamepro - enjoy being frozen.
Land at the airbase a few miles from the hill, order constant patrols of the hill with similar weapons for active ground defense, and advanced anti-orbital ordinances for extra-terrestrial craft. With air supremacy established, build an airbase with additional anti-aircraft, anti-orbital, anti-personal and anti-tank weapon systems.
I send a few men to collect TGE, Pwnage, and Gamepro. Upon collecting them, douse them in more liquid nitrogen, ship them in individual freezers to a missile silo - and launch them at the sun.
I am king of the hill, but the crown is a heavy burden. As such, I pass the title to my 2nd in command and wish her the best of luck.