Re: King of the hill

#162
I told God that Freddy Kuger and Jason were atheists who hated him so then God smote Freddy Kuger and Jason. I got a sniper rifled and made a headshot on AmeOkami. Meanwhile, I got a massive vacuum and sucked up Spankie's vapors and put him in a air compression chamber which squeezed him into a little box. I took the box into outer space and put a rocket launcher and flew him into the sun. Spankie is no more. I am king of the hill.
Whenever my fleet gulps down deuterium, it belches DF

-pwnage
ZEFA

Re: King of the hill

#163
As i approached the sun, teh box started to melt and created a tiny hole. I was barely able to escape, shewy. I flew back effortlessly and entered the atmosphere where, much to my suprise, i was merged within. I then started learning all the aspects of weather control and created a flood of water that washed Pwnage away, making it easy to consume the hill for my very own.

Once again...KotH
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Re: King of the hill

#165
You died of your disease shortly after, I take over your pathetic hill and sanitize it, I put a large shield dome around it so that no air, water, vapor, or object can come inside. It is also indestructible and will never run out of energy.
Whenever my fleet gulps down deuterium, it belches DF

-pwnage
ZEFA

Re: King of the hill

#167
RogueSpear burrows underneath the hill and comes up under pwnages rotting carcass.
I modify the shield dome to allow sufficient oxygen in to allow me to live.
I then resurrect the legions of the fallen around the hills to create an ever vigilant army of the undead to serve me.
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++MORTURI NOLUMNUS MORI++OMNISSIAH SAEVIO PROCUL VESTRI HIC++VOS ERO DEFAECO++NEX UT HOSTILIS DEUS OF MACHINA++

Re: King of the hill

#168
One of the undead was me, I betrayed the others and slaughtered them all with some living treatment aka WMD's. Then I proceeded to exploit the flaw in the shield: it disables when there are zombies nearby, I come in, and give you a massive wedgie in your sleep. You scream and roll off the hill.
Whenever my fleet gulps down deuterium, it belches DF

-pwnage
ZEFA

Re: King of the hill

#169
...Your a zombie you dont have free will...

After fixing my wedgie I proceed up the hill and proceed to disembowel pwnage, as the shield is still ineffective around undead.
I then fix the shield to be effective regardless of what is near it, and set up laser guided gattling turrets slaved to my mental thought processes.
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++MORTURI NOLUMNUS MORI++OMNISSIAH SAEVIO PROCUL VESTRI HIC++VOS ERO DEFAECO++NEX UT HOSTILIS DEUS OF MACHINA++

Re: King of the hill

#170
I was able to create a mind-controlling machine that sends waves through your shield(I never said anything about waves passing through my used-to-be shield. You get hypnotized, I come back and the shield gets lowered due to my zombie presence, I made the turrets shoot at you, effectively turning you to dust, at the top, I install a figure head named: "pwnagerules". He will be the King of the Hill and I will control him, if he tries to disobey me, there is a bomb implanted in his brain that will explode.
Whenever my fleet gulps down deuterium, it belches DF

-pwnage
ZEFA
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