Rogue wakes up and realizes Chuck is washed up like the fish in his hands. I push him into the river below..

KotH

Spankie then gets spanked... right off the cliff on the side of the hill...

king me simon!

Spankie the spanked comes out with his fleet and pounds you underground. I took a sniper rifle and made a head shot of Spankie, I'm KotH

ive been sitting at the top of the hill the whole time in camo ive always been king of the hill

and now that I have coaxed you out and know your location. Boom, down the hill you go like a snowball on the Swiss Alps. I look for and find all other "camo'd" or cloaked or invisible or transformed entities and push them all down the hill.

I build a bigger hill then I nuke Spankie's hill and vaporize him.

in the only space remaining to build hills, I build the FINAL HILL. Pwnage is and shall remain king of an irrelivant hill and I am now KotFH

Spankie was vaporized so this above statement was just his dream.

I get Freddy Kruger and he kills Spankie in his dream then he gets Jason to kill Pwnage. I then get them to kill each other and am King of the hill. Owned.

my vapors took command of all other vapors and suffocated the lackies until my hll was made. I then subtly coasted over to Pwnage hill and constricted his airflow until he lay lifeless. I then split my vaporous being into 2 equally devious and strong parts and took command.

I am now King of all remaining hills.