no one has posted in forum for about 3 hours
so dont need to fight

I am KING of the hill

As I have laid stealthily in the shadows waiting for prey to naively take the bait of "KotH", i shadow dance behind you and rip your throat open, watching you bleed to death, I place a throne above your corpse and slip back into the Kings shadows. Waiting for yet another victim to wander into my lair.

King of the Shadowy Hill

I sent a death star to all known hills and they are destroyed!!!



I'm KING of the HILL

If all the hills are destroyed, does that mean you're the King of Nothing?

Hm! Good Point Then I'll make My own Hill!


THEN IM THE KING OF THE HILL

i steal everyones lunch money and shout at the top of my voice

"I AM KING OF THE HILL!!!!! OK!?!?!?"

you all start to cry like babies

as the community tears start to swell under your feet you are washed away into the salty ocean and I take over the newly cleaned hill.

King of the hill

Eric has been king since the beggining, he's never been properly removed. Spankie is on the hill to the left of the important hill anyway.

Thatguyeric has never been awake, he is merely dreaming of the hill as he knows that his ineptitude would never resolve in a combatant win on MY hill! induced coma is an entirely organic virtual win, but it only counts to you as no others have been involved.

i stand proudly at the top of my MOUNTAIN and smile
"look at these poor little people fighting over one tiny hill"

THE MOUNTAIN KING