uh i remain king of the hill because of persians lack of action.

its not a lack of action only cuz you cant see me doing it.
still KOTH !

longhorned1 notices persians suspicious activity and dumps 8 tons of dirt on him.

while longhorned1 is dumping dirt, i trip him onto the dirt pile, forming a new summit, which i then ascend.

thelonghorned1 is in his much taller indestructible office building at the moment.

I return from a long vacation to find an architectural abomination on my lovely hill. Finding it to be indestructible, I have my engineers attach rockets to it and blast it into the nearest star. The building may be indestructible, but you, longhorned, are not and are atomized by your entrance into the aforementioned star. KOTH.

My office building opens letting me drop into an even taller immovable, indestructible, sealed, and totally closed office building.

Some peoples children...fine then. I move the hill. KOTH

the building extends itself onto the hilll and shoots a rayy that makes the hill immovable.

My engineers install an interdimensional spacetime randomer field generator. I think its pretty obvious what that does. Try finding the hill now sucker KOTH