I give the wolf a bone, and it is now allied to me. It eats you.

Koth

Its not a doggy Ace, its a freakin' wulf !
Wolves only know their family, she become mad at you for treating her like a dog and then she eats you!
KOTH.

nobody wunt to chalange meh?... i dun wanna be a lone king... where's everybody?

we are letting u marinate on that king seat

king PERSIAN is bored >_>

I assassinate you with my hidden blade by stabbing you in the neck you roll off the hill i take my long awaited rightful place at the throne KOTH

assassinating a persian o.O... REALLY ? dont you know persians are orginal assassins aka "hash' hashin"?
i get up useing some "hash' ish" and chew your throat with my bloody teeth!....
i'm the bloody king of this god damn hill! ghghghgaaaaa...

I am partly robotic and you happened to chew my robot side of my neck i use my super robotic strength and ***** slap you off the hill KOTH

robot taste better than flesh... i jump back on the hill and eat you!
KOTH!

you break your teeth trying to chew me i get my nerd associate to fix me up with all new tech i generate a semi-solid plasma sword and cut off your legs and arms and kick you off the hill

KOTH!!