So lemme read one of them for you
*puts a dagger in his neck and bring him down*
KOTH!

*bakes Persian into a cake and eats him*

Koth

I'm sorry but you ate my "evil twin", i'm still KOTH!

Your evil twin tasted like baked potatoes.

I wouldnt know, i never ate myself xD

Although topic is meaningless in this section of forums but lets get back to topic
where were we? Oh yeh, i was enjoying my time as KOTH!

*stabs with screwdriver*
Kotj

King of the jerks?

Or maybe "king of the jelly cake"?
I eat yo' jelly cakes, heal myself with them and there wont be any for you to be king of it...
KOTH!

While logging into the forums today, it took me 4 log in attempts to realize that my username kept being auto-corrected from ace to ave. Freaking fail.

Then I get on here to see that I spelled Koth wrong. Double fail.

I am unfit to be king. I resign. For now...