Zorg Empire

so there i am right, picking out a last minute gift for the misses from victorias secret. im trying to be inconspicous to begin with, because i felt out of place there.....i decide, hey why not try to look busy and check on my speed account on my phone. at least if i look busy, I dont stick out much amongst the undies and other ladies unmentionables. whats this??? there is red on my overview?? surely this must be one of the other universes, and i mistakenly clicked on it instead....but no, a glance to the top of the screen indicated i was where i thought i was. so i box up the edible piece of clothing i had picked up, and high-tailed it out of the store. i think i better get some nourishment in me, so i go buy a $50 hot pretzel($8 extra for cheese), and a nice $18.99 coke to wash it all down. i pick out a nice empty bench amongst the madness of last minute shoppers, and get to work. i have time now to notice the attack is from green noob that i hadnt yet heard of, and its on my only planet without a moon....so this makes things a bit more interesting, but im up for the task. i quickly build some lg on planets in neighboring galaxies, and set them all to arrive 4-6 seconds before this attack lands. I can see this guy hasnt been around the block yet, as he isnt checking for a possible ninja or anything like that, his activity is somewhere in the 30 minute range, and continuing to climb. also, he has 4 moons there, but he launched from his planet.....boy, you try to lead a noob to water, but you cannot force them to take a drink. within 30 seconds of the attack landing, i build an extra 5K LL's, just to be sure.....and well, below is the result.


The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 24.945.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 8.100.000 units.
A debris field containing 8.694.000 units of Metal and 6.966.000 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 19 %

all df but about 100k metal/crystal collected.

i should also point out that he didnt even launch his 10 recs till AFTER this failed attack. i figured he was maybe after the crystal in my sats, but he launched AFTER the attack.....idk, doesnt make a whole lot of sense.

I will say silentflox, i appreciate the free pizza party you threw my way

GLOTR.

ps....just because im the closest planet to you, does not automatically make it the most logical place to start on your raiding campaign.

Moved to combat reports

Desert_Reaper wrote:Moved to combat reports

thanks reap....i was all giddy and not paying attention....plus i was high on that $8 cheese whiz.

lmfao

haha womp womp womp
Nice how do you get to have fun with all the nubs?

Scag wrote:haha womp womp womp
Nice how do you get to have fun with all the nubs?

because i spray all my planets and ships with noob attractant.

you should bottle it and sell it for rubies lol

Edible panties...hope your lady's hungry (but I would keep her away from eating out back if ya know what I mean )

As an afterthought - nice ninja too lol

Choke wrote:Edible panties...hope your lady's hungry (but I would keep her away from eating out back if ya know what I mean )

hahahaha I had to wake up to this.