Zorg Empire

I was sent an invitation today via probe to The House of BoomBoom TRA. It said it was the place to be..all the who's who was gonna attend

Beyonce Shakira Taylor Swift Instead when the 180,000 Captains that won tickets to the event got there all they found was a bunch of old people playing
Naturally this invoked a brawl
and the end result looked something like this

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 319465 units of Metal, 56105 units of Crystal and 12036693 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 769.110.750 units.
A debris field containing 172.631.700 units of Metal and 75.762.750 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

GlotR Rogue..build a bigger Club next time..those flying chairs could hurt somebody in those tight quarters!

And special thanks to my intracite spy network and Myrsee ..although his MS skills was a tad rusty..for the moon!

Rofl, awesome post.

Nice hit, and Rogue... Glotr.

-Istalris-

Well if my spies would have known it was just going to be a bunch of old ladies playing bingo, you would have gotten a moon on first attempt. But word got around and I had 52,000 spies wanting to go to the party! lol
Again nice hit Gumps!
GLOTR RogueSpear

I never imagine that ladies have such power to make a lot of DF lol
GLOTR Rogue

Hoof!
I woke up this morning around 9:05 AM, my practical started at 9. So I hurriedly got dressed, and ran down to the uni. I got into the comp lab around 9:15, and while sitting at the PC started loading up the net. My thoughts turned to zorg for a second, and I had a horrid moment of realization.
I had set my FS to deploy to Sturmmorder at 3:30AM, not 3:30 PM like I meant it to.
After a screwup that big I knew my fleet wasnt going to be there anymore, although the reality was nearly too much for me!
I think my planet has a hole in it where those BS came in!
Although frankly my captains deserve to be recced, when I was told I was hiring experienced captains I didnt realize I was hiring the Tall Ships Veterans Bingo Club.
Nice hit gumpps, and let that be a lesson to you boys and girls!
Never send a FS when ye be distracted, lest ye attract the eye of the Gumpinator apon thee!

Double post:
Ive had a couple pms lately from non AZG members who think Ive quit due to this crash for some reason, sorry to disappoint but Im very much active!
Sorry Gumppy but it takes more than that to put me down sir!

why apologize to me? i didn't wonder ..i know how to read therefore i know you are in school atm and times between playing can be a few days!

The thing Im confused on is that I havent been away for a few days, bar when I was in vmode because my net was down. But that was about a week ago, so it confuses me why I get the messages now.
Also Im out of school, I now get to go to University instead. Hurray! Gotta love 12 hour weeks with 72 hours coursework...