Gumppy vs Lancer [E~A]
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:13 am
''Hey George,you get any identification marks off that probe yet? Emporer Lancer wants to know who it is that's checkin us out A.S.A.P''
"So far all I have found is a 'G' and a 'Y' there Frank, maybe Bubba has found some over his way"
"Right I'll yell over his way and hope i catch em before he pumps up his steroids"
''Bubba BUBBA is that rocket fire i hear in the background over"
"YA FRANK the damn things keep coming at me left n right up and down..non stop for 3 days now"
"Any sign as to who is sending them? over"
"Hold on the recycler crew is bringing in the pieces,but whoever it is his WSA must be high cause these things are a pain to destroy''
''Nevermind that just tell me what you find ASAP got me?"
"Sure thing Frank"
"Hear that Buck get these pieces on the table so we can sort out the letters on that Probe,Turn the Mirrors so i can get some good moonlite over here"
"How's that Bub's?"
"Good now lets see..G Y M P P U..now who the hell is GYMPPU..this must be some new Emp tryin to make a name for himself..Buck you been eatting crystal again?"
"Not for at least a week why"
"Cause your fat @ss is blocking my moonlite,move out of the way!"
"I'm not in the way,there must be some kind of eclipse tonight cause it starting to get really dark."
"Let me go over to the window,I didn't see anything in Miners Almanac about an eclipse today.Umm Buck have you checked the overview in the last seven minutes?"
"No you have not told me too Bubba.Why do you ask?''
"Cause in thirty seconds that eclipse is gonna bend ya over and show ya how to kiss your rear end goodbye!!"
"Ya know Bubba,being on a Scoreboard isn't all its cracked up to be is it?!?!"
The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 502686 units of Metal, 482323 units of Crystal and 703767 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 334.331.000 units.
A debris field containing 129.192.000 units of Metal and 64.950.000 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 18 %
"BUBBA, FRANK..ANYONE OUT THERE..fine time for them to go to lunch..Emporer Lancer isn't gonna be happy when he returns"
"So far all I have found is a 'G' and a 'Y' there Frank, maybe Bubba has found some over his way"
"Right I'll yell over his way and hope i catch em before he pumps up his steroids"
''Bubba BUBBA is that rocket fire i hear in the background over"
"YA FRANK the damn things keep coming at me left n right up and down..non stop for 3 days now"
"Any sign as to who is sending them? over"
"Hold on the recycler crew is bringing in the pieces,but whoever it is his WSA must be high cause these things are a pain to destroy''
''Nevermind that just tell me what you find ASAP got me?"
"Sure thing Frank"
"Hear that Buck get these pieces on the table so we can sort out the letters on that Probe,Turn the Mirrors so i can get some good moonlite over here"
"How's that Bub's?"
"Good now lets see..G Y M P P U..now who the hell is GYMPPU..this must be some new Emp tryin to make a name for himself..Buck you been eatting crystal again?"
"Not for at least a week why"
"Cause your fat @ss is blocking my moonlite,move out of the way!"
"I'm not in the way,there must be some kind of eclipse tonight cause it starting to get really dark."
"Let me go over to the window,I didn't see anything in Miners Almanac about an eclipse today.Umm Buck have you checked the overview in the last seven minutes?"
"No you have not told me too Bubba.Why do you ask?''
"Cause in thirty seconds that eclipse is gonna bend ya over and show ya how to kiss your rear end goodbye!!"
"Ya know Bubba,being on a Scoreboard isn't all its cracked up to be is it?!?!"
The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 502686 units of Metal, 482323 units of Crystal and 703767 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 334.331.000 units.
A debris field containing 129.192.000 units of Metal and 64.950.000 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 18 %
"BUBBA, FRANK..ANYONE OUT THERE..fine time for them to go to lunch..Emporer Lancer isn't gonna be happy when he returns"
. Keep them coming.