This is no where near my biggest hit, however one of my most satisfying and enjoyable. SPY the biggest TROLL in the game (his words not mine)...returned from must be at least 6 months in VM yesterday. I was also shocked to see he had joined EZT with in hours of coming out of VM.

So I went looking and found his fleet. Due to the size of his fleet, a long flight was out of the question. Roamer in place and moon 1st try and deut arrived. No luck he had come on line and FS'ed.

Now looking at the probe report he had a huge amount of resources... I figured he had just FS from that moon and not jumped anywhere... I let a good hour run before I popped his moon and few otherss neaar by.. Nothing showed on lanx.. So nothing more to do but jump fleet home and wait for another day.

My luck 1st thing this morning I lanxed his planet from my new roamer.. Bingo SPY was sending his entire fleet to his own DF.. I checked again a short time later and he was doing the same. So sent the deut and waited ( still checking every now and then) for nearly an hour he had sent his fleet out on the same FS to his own DF round trip 10 mins. Now from my roamer an LG attack was less than 5 mins. when I saw his next FS run. I sent the RC's. worked out the flight launch time and only had to wait just short of 6 mins and launched.
The result is below. This I also hope an old friend would enjoy ( for you to Fishpond ).

Now I will say that at first SPY took this well, however even after trying to give him back his moon with a few free MS. he started his normal insults/Trolling... I got some cock and bull story he had internet problems for over an hour ( not true seeing all those FS you did).. Just admit it SPY you screwed up.. and got pwned.


The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 231.266.782 units of Metal, 120.491.250 units of Crystal and 10.758.587 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 8.500.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 4.986.273.050 units.
A debris field containing 1.405.078.380 units of Metal and 1.579.299.450 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 19 %

I also managed a few follow ups be for he moved it all.


Attacker Loss: 0 Defender Loss:14.005.000
winnings Metal:71.666.667 Crystal:60.245.625 Deuterium:5.379.293
Debris Metal:0 Crystal:0

Attacker Loss: 0 Defender Loss:10.714.000
winnings Metal:69.166.667 Crystal:30.122.813 Deuterium:2.689.647
Debris Metal:0 Crystal:0

All df collected..

GLOTR.

I could not help myself I sent SPY this:-
Pwn is a leetspeak slang term derived from the verb own, as meaning to appropriate or to conquer to gain ownership. The term implies domination or humiliation of a rival, used primarily in the Internet-based video game culture to taunt an opponent who has just been soundly defeated (e.g., "You just got pwned!") c/o WiKi

total pwnage lol.........gotta say I was suprised to see Spy taken down with a lanx hit when there was every chance to 1:get another moon in place or 2: use inactive moon .........when you keep getting probed it's time to jog on and keep that fleet safe .......... will still say glotr Spy but maybe you should listen to your own advice/hints/tips that you seem to give the Zorg community via the forums.......just saying

OMG ROFL!!!

Nice hit Mark. Enjoy the free resources.

Excellent hit.

I guess all those time in VM get him. Mistake, but painful mistake.

Glotr spy.

well as the attacker gozar has an upper hand on whatever happened. It seems like a funny story so not gunna spoil the fun for you all readers by saying otherwise. Gozar does tell a story more fun way... Couldn't get on until now, so sorry for the delayed reply. Most my close friends and Ppl who know me well, in game that is, will find it hard to believe that I would come up with stories to cover up things.
Fyi I did explain to gozar what were my mistakes that cost me the fleet, lemme repeat mistakes as I have admitted it was my mistake I suppose u have taken good advantage of that...................... job well done on that part.
Glotr me.
About the moon shots... For a numerous uno guy u are still a cheapo. ...................... U know u love me for trolling... U said so urself but is orright not everyone gets the love returned :XD

True Gozar, that was really entertaining.
I thank u for the laughs. x0
GLOTR Spy

No clue if SPY was actually playing in some other part of the game during his absence, but from the results it looks like he was caught completely unaware, making some very basic mistakes. When a massive player has a roamer right in your system, avoid that place for as long as it takes for the roamer to disappear. pk taught me that hard lesson over a year ago.

There are a lot of little things that are forgotten when one is away for a long time. Looks like SPY neeeed a refresher.

I have tried to play speed server on and off but for last few months zip. again i have mentioned already what my mistakes were to gozar. i think i have played this game enough to know what not to do. but hey i did it anyway.

another thing i understood that there are less to hunt so focus is even more than usual on every players in xtreme than ever. which i didnt count for. one of the alliance mate mentioned that raiding got slim cause now raids gets ninjaed more often.

it should be a fun rebuild.

oh and i wonder how can gozar assume what i am saying about net is not true and what he is assuming is true? i guess this is all about credibility. we always give benefit of doubt in more bias ways and it clearly shows up ahead. so i guess no explanation is worth of mentioning as they wont get accepted.

Nice hit Mark and GLOTR SPY.....

Nice one Mark , enjoy the spoils )

GLOTR SPY