Zorg Empire

Empire in turmoil!!!!!!!Chaos!
This peaceful mining empire was under attack!!! I was in shock!
Me , the uber peaceful emperor, ruler of the mining society , was under attack! And not just a Cruiser or even a Destroyer, no it was a DeathStar! The nightmare of every man in the Universe.....It had targeted my Moon, do you even know what happens to a planet when its Moon is destroyed?????? And being the miner that i am, i had no fleet around to defend me against this Titan, this ..this... this Kraken!!!! And due to electrical storms around the planet, i couldn't even communicate with the attacker to beg for mercy! I saw total annihilation, utter destruction! But then......my good friend ********(i censored his name, don't want anyone to know it's Contruga) from the neighboring Empire called me through the telepathic frogs to offer his help....(How did he know i was about to be raped by a DeathStar???) After i changed my pants(why does this keep happening whenever i get attacked? Note to self:go to the doctor and let him do a full check-up),i conferred with my 3 wives and decided to take my friend's offer. I accepted, tried to communicate again with the DeathStar, to no avail so i left it to the God of Mining,Di.ckhead ....The one and only God we miners pray to....And of course the ships my friend sent. Thank Di.ckhead for the fast Lunar Guardians and the slow DeathStar.... He came ,he saw and he perished! Veni ,Vidi,Mortuus.... After the battle, i sent my Medics and Morticians to the scene. Even though they had planned to kill my citizens, i prayed to Di.ckhead for their souls.....


The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 7.500.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 27.200 units.
A debris field containing 3.001.920 units of Metal and 1.514.400 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
A fleet of the planet [x:xxx:x] to the moon of the planet [x:xx:x]
The defender has managed to block the attemp to destroy the moon
The probability of creating a moon is : 19 %


MrSinister

thats one way to tell a story :L

what can i say, us in HC being targeted one by one until all our fleets are lost,
i had to do something now he's targeting our poor moons to!

i didn't even looked over the entire tale ... congrats and


GLOTR LOGGED YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT

yeah one rip poor me ))) i was trying to communicate with my stupid captain from that RIP too but he didn't want it to listen to me and he go for it anyway )))) i think he had something with your 3 wives or something like that ))..anyway keep offending me i like it when you are hating me )) because this will be more fun when i will take you down or your so called friends ...and i am not arrogant until now i think i show it that what i promised i done it right? ....but hey let;s be fun not offends ok? ....keep it to the game ...anyway nice NINJA i lost a poor little RIP how i said the captain had something ))=))))....

Hmmm, where did i offend you in the post?
I didn't even mention your name .
I just tried to post a CR in a funny and entertaining manner. Why do you and GoD need to be all macho about such petty matters?
You lost a RIP, did i make fun of your person ? Just thought to bring some entertainment in the forum, guess i was wrong to do that ....
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, dude

nice lol glotr logged im sure you already built your rip back

i will not rebuild that kamikaze rip The captain have some problem with the 3 wives of MrSinister so no i don;t want to see Sinister at my door crying about my captain taking his wives away from him because my captain is too sexy )) hmm MrSinister i read it some Di.ckhead calling on your post and i didn;t know that you are offending Contruga ?..do you? so the only one left is me ...but no personal take it :p...good hunting and fly safe.

Hmmm...the di'ckhead joke was just what it was...a joke. Not referring to you:P
Read carefully and you'll see that nothing in the post was meant as a personal insult...i'm trying really hard to be civil here......

Nice funny there...