Yes, you read the subject title right. To start off with I think I have only posted one time before in the UOH when it came to me being in combat. That is because I leave it up to the high hitters. So that being said let me set the scene for this post.
I was doing my full galaxy probing one night, looking for a good place to farm and possibly set up a new shop . The next day, almost a full 12 hours after I had done any probing, I recieve a message from an AoP member asking me to stop probing Space-Lord . I am totally confused by now as I had not probed anything since the night before, and a lot of things can happen in a 12 hour time . I checked to see who the heck this Space-Lord person was and why it wasn't him sending me a message. Now keep in mind that at the time this is going on, I am only rank 460... something. Space-Lord rank 403, pppppppp rank 457 (the messenger), lowfatspread rank 307 and lastly Gilgamesh rank 387. I figured out that it was from the probes night before. I told him probing is part of the game and I was doing galaxy check, I would continue to play the game as it was meant.
Next thing I know... eeepp ... there is red x2 on my overview. Checking it, I find it to be pppppppp and lowfatspread sending ships at my main. I am thinking wth? So I sent him a note asking why they were attacking me and what they thought they would get from the planet (as said planet had NOTHING, NADA, ZIP... wait not completely true, it had a couple thousand metal, couple thousand, crystal, and I think about 32 thousand deut.... and of course there were the defenses . The reply I got back was along the lines of declair (his spelling not mine) peace or get hit. I am like... DUDE it was a probing last night, I will continue to probe as I need to, so hit away. I looked at overview again and there was a third red line... here comes Gilgamesh, same planet , these boys really need to learn that hitting a planet losing some ships and getting very little resources is idiotic. Anyway, on with the story...
Its about 10 minutes later overview shows another red line, Space-Lord, coming after my planet in galaxy 7, has nothing but about 25 LC a few probes and defenses. Thing is.... I look at the attack coming in (keep in mind this guy is in same galaxy) he will be hitting me in ohhhh around 7 1/2 hours . So while waiting on the 4 "elite" (not) players to attack, I am sending out my 25 cargos and building up some more defenses just for the fun of it. I was bored, what can I say, my main fleet was in fleetsave, so it was not like I had anything else to do except . In the mean time I talk to a couple of friends, not going to name them, if they wish to take credit they will name themselves. We are going to set up my gal 7 planet and crush the Space-Ijot... ummm I mean Space-Lord. So while my friends are getting into position to defend me I go back to looking at my main.
Boom... pppppppp and lowfatspread acs attack my main. Results are I lose some defenses which are building back up already, dang the long building time . And the attackers? well...
The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 3716 units of Metal, 1540 units of Crystal and 18985 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 506.000 units.
Shortly after that... BOOM.. Gilgamesh hits
The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 34 units of Metal, 805 units of Crystal and 9620 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 55.000 units.
Aww come on guys you are wrecking my house defenses
Sitting around waiting for the next hit from them, waiting, waiting... dang 7 hours is a long time looking at red on the screen . My friends are in place a good 3 1/2 to 4 hours ahead of time. I am thinking ok, he is going to probe see this and pull. Wait for it, wait for it... yep there is the probe about 2 hours BEFORE he is supposed to hit. Bah he is going to pull it. Wait for it.... ummm ... hmmm.... still coming, 1 hour, still on its way, 30 minutes, still not pulled. I am thinking ok, he is just trying to scare me into declaring peace when war had not even been declared . 2 minutes now. AND BOOM!!!
The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 10.175.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 902.500 units.
A debris field containing 3.591.000 units of Metal and 2.772.000 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet
DF recovered by me. GLOTRB Space-Lord, perhaps I should also say, learn how to read an espionage report.
VERY special Thanks goes out to a couple of good guys that helped me. You know who your are
MORAL OF THIS STORY? You mess with a witch you eventually will get the broom? What's that? Is there more than one moral of the story? Hmmm... how about the second one is this: AoP = Alliance of PIZZA and they deliver right to your front door?
Re: Witchywoman -vs- 4 AoP members
#3jewlobster wrote:Well that was......entertaining.
Amazing... that was the whole point.
Just when you thought your were in control... I proved you wrong!
Re: Witchywoman -vs- 4 AoP members
#4lol i think someone had a good welcome to the game
i am thinking this is not a war yet hehe
good recycling of some ships there. good job on the pizza delivery just they were way too late for a delivery so they didnt even get the pay (df).
i am thinking this is not a war yet hehe
good recycling of some ships there. good job on the pizza delivery just they were way too late for a delivery so they didnt even get the pay (df).
Barbaric nomad causing P-A-I-N.
Re: Witchywoman -vs- 4 AoP members
#5wow one of the weakest hits posted and somehow you made it fun to read
Nice work Witchy
GLo Learning the game AoP... bet those probes don't feel so bad as failing at the game
Nice work Witchy
GLo Learning the game AoP... bet those probes don't feel so bad as failing at the game
Crazy is not he who speaks to himself, but rather he whose words fall upon deaf ears...
Re: Witchywoman -vs- 4 AoP members
#6Haha A-o-P need to step there game up
Dumb for not doing this earlier but thanks for the sig Gale.