I will say though your taking the comments well

Its nice to know that you realise im not being to serious

Its all in the name of a little Fun

and let the battles continue

ya its sitting at the moment.

going live in 5..4..3..2..1


hello folks..

our news room is being flooded with calls from viewers all day.. they all wanna know one thing..


why?????
why is vvv overwhelmingly active in a war that has nothing to do with them???
is there a conspiracy behind all this???
is this all part of a sinister plan hatched by battle hardened political bigwigs in the vvv???
is their ultimate game plan to plunge ZE in to chaos????
you will have to wait and watch for all these questions to be answered..
our undercover reporters are working overtime to get you all the answers..

on the cover of it all you will sense a conspiracy.. vvv is playing both sides.. and like someone pointed out at the end of it the only winners are going to be the mercs..

is this all a setup.. will more VVV fleeters commit their forces??? has GUMPILICIOUS assigned a role to every VVV fleeter and with each passing phase vvv fleets are committed so their ultimate aim of plunging ZE into anarchy is realized..

i am also getting unconfirmed reports of deep divisions in the VVV ranks.. an alliance so known for its unity wouldn't support opposite factions.. would they??? doesn't sound like them.. maybe a civil war is brewing..


now for a statistical update on the sheer amount of ships involved..

cofh
~15000 capital ships

mercs supporting cofh
~800000 capital ships

aod
~50000 capital ships

mercs supporting aod
~700000 capital ships

will you look at that.. look at those numbers they are mind boggling.. more than a million capital ships spreading destruction.. god help those in cofh and aod.. the war dosent look like its gonna end soon.. the rest of ZE.. sit back enjoy the show.. dont forget to pop some popcorn or order PAPA JOHNs pizza..


reports are also coming in about the involvement of some AZG fleeters in the near future.. looks like they want a piece of the pie or maybe the just want their deserved no.2 spot back.. by the looks of things aod doesn't deserve to be there..


with the sudden entry of GUMPILICIOUS/snicker in the war the intake of alcohol and the sale of stress buster drugs has increased dramatically in the aod colonies claims an independent study..

credit must go to atlervetok for jumping into the middle of the fire so as not to lose credibility..
atlervetok and his army of cow people are marching across the galaxies in aid of their ally


did you forget you mace atler??? or is spreading love your new battle strategy??? atler and his army seems to be lost atm atlers cow army leaving a trail of destruction
wait.. how did this get in here


where is eterna??? shame on them for leaving their ally high and dry.. shame.. shame.. shame..

dj rules ^^

so funny

Very well done DJ, i think you have a true calling there

That was funny DJ

Lol, my CR was supposed to be a bit on the comedic side, need to learn how to post it correctly still, but yeah...

Shandris called me a sore loser... eh, not so much. I have my moments, as most anyone knows, the famed Zorg Empire player "Gale" is my sister in real life, she and I both are pretty good sports, and I've finally realized that wars without mercs are really just never going to happen, I may have been burned pretty badly towards the start of this war thanks to Shandris and Shaftoe, but I will bring myself back quick.

Amazing to me how some of AOD's most influencial members I used to be allied with, that is until they caused a semi-mutiny within the alliance they served under me in. Honor is a VERY gray area for the AOD. Power you may have but honor is a prime aspect of that power, one day you will lose it due to your lack in that second area.

Props for getting a merc to shut me down early, it would have been potentially problematic for you had you not done that, but I still retain my opinion about your alliance in AOD, and no matter how many times in the past you asked me to join you there are pointed reasons I never did.

I stand proud with my comrades in COFH and we WILL NOT fall empty handed AOD!