(tUSoA) The United States Of Ameristan!

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Welcome to The United States Of Ameristan!

Here in the ol' U.S. of A, we care about our servants- er, comrades.

Being a part of our "Social Republic of Democracy," you can expect the following:
+Good health care
+Awsome joining-rank placement
+The utmost tedious and viglilant assistance from your overseers- I mean, Grand Poobah and Big Cheese.

If you believe you have the same respectable morals and want to help the grunt workers- uh, citizens, then come JOIN us! Have Fun! And let us help you help us.


WE WANT YOU!
-to join the United States of Ameristan.

(Immigrants welcome)