Zorg Empire

Since I'm limited by the new player protections to being able to attack only a single player at the moment....

Does anyone have any good recipes for Squirrel?

Haha, funny... Now that you mention it...

Crackpot Fried Squirrel



~ 2 - 3 squirrels, cut into serving pieces
~ Your favorite herbs & seasonings
~ Flour
~ Butter flavored Crisco
~ Heavy foil
~ Water
~ Crack
~ Lighter

Season the crack to taste with your favorite seasonings.

Roll in flour.

Heat the Crisco in a large skillet.

Add the squirrel pieces.

Cook over medium heat until golden brown.

Line a crackpot with a double layer of foil. Roll the top edge of the foil and make sure it won't touch the lid.

Pour a cup or two of crack in the crackpot under the foil.

When the crack is done, carefully place in the crackpot making sure no holes get punched in the foil.

Cover and cook on high 4 hours. Add more water if you think it needs it half way through.

Enjoy.

Sort of apropos:

BBQ Squirrel

~ 4 squirrels, quartered
~ 3 tbsp salt
~ 2 tsp pepper
~ 1 tsp garlic powder
~ 1 tsp onion powder
~ your favorite dry rub
~ 15 charcoal briquets
~ 3 handfuls hickory chips
~ your favorite bbq sauce

In a large pot, boil the squirrel in water seasoned with the salt, pepper, garlic powder and onion powder for 1 hour or until tender.

In the meantime, soak the hickory chips in water. Light the charcoal and let them get white hot. Place them to one side of your grill.

Remove the squirrel from the water and pat dry. Coat with your favorite dry rub.

Add one handful of wood chips to the hot coals.

Place squirrel on grill across from the hot coals. Cover and smoke for 1 hour. Add a handful of wood chips every half hour.

Add last of the wood chips and baste squirrel with bbq sauce. Smoke for another half hour basting another 3 - 4 times.

Serve with mashed potatoes, sweet corn and buttermilk bisquits.

Enjoy!

hahaha thats what ya get for being a power head!!!

bet you wish you were a noobie like me lol!


=.= hehe

@ arshalo Be careful what you say noob, that protection you got now will not last forever!

>.< yeah i no sux huh

anyway i was calling mintaka the power guy since his score is that massive lol

Squirrel wrote:@ arshalo Be careful what you say noob, that protection you got now will not last forever!

you got that right, don't make to many enemies now, cause it will come back later at you.
savor the noobie moment.. now y you can.

You know what i think is strange? Everyone having a go at ~V~ for being so strong and yet Mintaka is almost 3 times stronger than their entire alliance on his own. Good luck ~V~

-Istalris-

sarge has probably used that squirrel recipe too.

... probably used an artillery piece to get the squirrels.

His dictionary does not contain the word "subtle." It goes straight from "strangle" to "sucker-punch."

You're such a n00b, CH. No one knows who "sarge" is.

AND, my dictionary has other words and phrases in it. Like- "over the horizon shot", "flying neck snap", and "hey! my Gerber is stuck in your throat".