Zorg Empire

... if you find yourself getting probed and/or attacked a lot.

Ask yourself, "Is my homeworld named 'Earth?' And do I base my fleet off of planet 'Earth?'"

If the answer to either of these questions is 'yes,' then you are doing it wrong. Name the planet 'Look Here For the Treasure.' It has the same effect, but is funnier.

Better yet, just name the planet "X"

That way, we can draw up a cute little map and spend a day wandering about the woods before pillaging you.

Rofles.

-Istalris-

I like the x one the best. And people quit naming your planets all the same. All of mine are totally different.