The 12 Probe Reports of ZE (12 Days of X-mas)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:08 am
Prologue:
A few systems back - on a planet in G-6,
I started out - knowing no rules, hints, or tricks.
But now I've got a lot more turf,
And I've spied around my universe....
Seeing things that make me laugh,
When all of my ships came back.
--On the first probe report that was in my messages,
I saw Weresloth making steaming hot tea.
--On the second probe report that was in my messages,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the third probe report that was in my messages,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the fourth probe report that was in my messages,
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was reubilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the fifth probe report that was in my messages,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the sixth probe report that was in my messages,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the seventh probe report that was in my messages,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the eigth probe report that was in my messages,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the ninth probe report that was in my messages,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the tenth probe report that was in my messages,
Kabal was fleet bragging,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the 'leventh probe report that was in my messages,
Admin was e-mail checking,
Kabal was fleet bragging,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the final probe report that was in my messages,
The server got crashed down,
Admin was e-mail checking,
Kabal was fleet bragging,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot teeeeeeaaaaaa.
A few systems back - on a planet in G-6,
I started out - knowing no rules, hints, or tricks.
But now I've got a lot more turf,
And I've spied around my universe....
Seeing things that make me laugh,
When all of my ships came back.
--On the first probe report that was in my messages,
I saw Weresloth making steaming hot tea.
--On the second probe report that was in my messages,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the third probe report that was in my messages,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the fourth probe report that was in my messages,
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was reubilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the fifth probe report that was in my messages,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the sixth probe report that was in my messages,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the seventh probe report that was in my messages,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the eigth probe report that was in my messages,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the ninth probe report that was in my messages,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the tenth probe report that was in my messages,
Kabal was fleet bragging,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the 'leventh probe report that was in my messages,
Admin was e-mail checking,
Kabal was fleet bragging,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot tea.
--On the final probe report that was in my messages,
The server got crashed down,
Admin was e-mail checking,
Kabal was fleet bragging,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot teeeeeeaaaaaa.
