Okay.

Most Hyper player award, I'm nominating Sparkle.

@SilverVixen
Apparently you haven`t read this thread.
First of all , this thread is from few years ago , to proceed there must be a new Player Awards section Activated by a Forum Administrator / MOD / Zorg.
And ALSOO , apparently everyone is using the forums just for the rubies , not for the reason they were made.

Someone said they wanted to revive it, so I tried to revive it.

Of course people are using the threads, wasn't that the purpose of the contest to get more people to post in the forums?

I can only assume that the point of this contest is not to post just to post on threads , everything has to be in concordance with the thread activity/purpose.
I assume Trolling is the new word on forums.

Well if you have something "productive" and specific in mind, you could try making your own topics ^_^

If there's enough support and activity, I'd be okay with doing another round.

Im on board with new player awards sloth . Fire it away.