Zorg Empire

I was surprised one day, when I said in the chat room : I feel bored, someone answered me "have a wank" and the other saying "don't ashamed of this" , then said the first person "a wank in a day keeps prostate cancer away", added the other person, "he is right"

The effects of wanks :

- Impotence [premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, loss of desire].
- The great weakness and exhaustion especially nervous systems and muscle.
- Back pain, arthritis, chills, and visual impairment.
- Diaspora and decreased mental capacity of the conservation and understanding and comprehension.
- Poor memory and inability to think and the conclusion.
- Lack of tender in all areas of life.
- Anxiety, depression and stress.
- Introversion, isolation and lack of participation and meeting with people.
- Shame and fear is clear from the face of others.
- A sense of remorse and regret.
- Sleep is irregular and loss of time.
- Continuation of the practice after marriage and that is accustomed to exercise on a daily basis since a long time.
- Outlook bleak and black life.
- Lack of self-confidence.
- Increase the weight significantly Ooaeks.
- Hypertension, irritability and nervousness increased when the practitioner of this habit.
- Apathy and lack of responsibility and lack of attention to himself and his interests; because he lived in an illusion and fantasy away from reality

At the end of it you are free
If ur sport man u will c the Difference,,

Haha, you are devout aren't you...

And you seemed to have missed the only real one, that someone can get hung to a side if they continuously did it with the same hand. Then again, that would require them to be a really bored person

lmao
just goes to show

people believe everything they read

too funny

And when a women masturbates there are no side effects, life is unfair XD

Didn't you know? The female orgasm is a myth.

lol - Very funny posts

Weresloth wrote:Didn't you know? The female orgasm is a myth.

These days most women want orgasms. That wasn't always the case. A couple of generations or so ago, many adult females simply didn't have climaxes – and a lot of them weren't bothered about it. Probably a lot of them didn't actually know what an orgasm was.
And some doctors claimed that, for a huge proportion of women, it was 'normal' to have no experience of orgasm. Indeed, as late as the 1970s there were still some who maintained that the female orgasm didn't exist – and was simply a myth made up by the media.
All that has changed now. These days, medical opinion is that every woman should be able to have orgasms – if she wants to. Furthermore, the view of most sex experts is that the majority of women are capable of multiple orgasms – if they wish to have them. In general, the ability to have multiple orgasms is greater in more mature women.
What is a female orgasm?
We're writing this explanation in the assumption that you – the reader – are male. But what follows will be of interest to a lot of female readers too.
What happens in a woman's body during a climax is very like what happens in your (male) body when you ejaculate. In other words, there's a feeling of increasing excitement, building up to a point where everything 'blows' in a great blast of ecstasy. This 'orgasmic moment' is characterised by surges of contractions in the sex organs, occurring almost every 0.8 seconds.
Men are well aware that these throbs of pleasure are accompanied by the pumping out of spurts of seminal fluid. Obviously this doesn't happen in women.
A few females do produce some fluid at orgasm, but the impression given in so many erotic stories that most women 'ejaculate' is not correct. Only a minority of females do this.

It's not a joke if you ruin it.

Luckily i dont think Jedi knows anything about this so i can stick to the fact its definatley a myth