Zorg Empire

1. Get a cool voice like Darth Vader

2. Owed some money that could be refinanced through the empire.

3. Use the force to increase small business sales

4. To impress the chicks

5. The dark side promised to preserve the twinkies

6. Tired of mentor, Obi Wan Kenobi reciting lines from Bridge over the River Kwai.

7. One year of free cookies.

8. Buy one get one free on Light Sabers

9. Awesome costume

10. Because you can.

The end

space-rambo wrote: 5. The dark side promised to preserve the twinkies

I feel like that one is there because of me, lol.

pupairo12 wrote:

space-rambo wrote: 5. The dark side promised to preserve the twinkies

I feel like that one is there because of me, lol.

There seemed to be a lot of people that like twinkies so i decided to add it, lol,

Well if we remember the klondike bar incident...

Oh yeah, ah, forgot the klondike bar one, well I thought about doing multiple "Top ten reasons to...." And put something about a klondike bar. And this top ten is one of my first attempts at comedy so i dont expect it to be overwhelming funny and laughter but thought i would try, lol.

Where do I get the free cookies?

dark side rules! mmm free cookies and a cool darth vader voice

It sure does.

Too bad slash's avatar no longer works. "Come to the darkside; we've got cookies" would make for an amazing quote to add.

It sure would.