Zorg Empire

I stole this idea from another forum. Thought you guys here would like it.

Here is how it works. Someone says something that they wish for, then the next poster grants them a wish but under certain conditions so that the wish is no longer good, then they wish for something. For example:

Poster 1: I wish I had 1 million points in Zorg Empire.

Poster 2: Granted but it all comes from a fleet of espionage ships.

I wish I had a 1000 deathstars.

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Get the idea?

Lets get started.

I wish I had a donkey.

Granted they should be crashing your homeworld in about 2 hours

I wish I were number 1 in the standings.

Congratz, #1 in the standings for the most average person ever.

I wish the next poster won't corrupt my wish.

Granted. Instead I just simply kill you.

I wish I my math homework would finish itself.

Granted. Not only are the answers wrong, it just started on fire.

I wish for world peace.

which piece did you want

I wish I didn't have a midterm tomorrow.

It is not tomorrow anymore, you have already failed without deferral.

I wish I was a King (and for god's sake don't turn this into the king in this game, just don't joo go thar!).

Granted and just remember while sitting on your throne make sure to give everyone a courtesy flush every now and then.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

Your wish is granted with you having Dr. Pepper thrusting over you.

I wish to have sharks with laser beams.

Your wish has been granted as requested I have taken the liberty of scheduling your funeral for this coming weekend.

I wish I could spend all of my time and money on ZE.