This game works like this.

I start off by saying What would you do if__________

The next poster says what they would do.

Then the poster says What would you do if_________

And so on.

I will start:


What would you do if woke up in the morning and was grabbed from behind, and a mysterious figure punched you in your stomach.

I would strike back and daze the figure than identify the figure.

What would you do if your walls started melting.

I would run out the house and yell about Armageddon and run back in and spread holy water.

What would you do if Chuck Norris showed up at your house and asked you for a piece of whole wheat bread and you had none?

I would run wildly trying to shake him off and get a salt shaker and shake it in his eyes.

What would you do if $37,652.87 was offered to you by John F. Kennedy in the year 2015?

This.

And then to Sudan and my church.

What would you do if over the hoizon, you saw a pirate ship on land and it was "floating" and they started yelling out russian terms that meant "Give me cheese!", "No more shovels!" and "I will do away with licsence plates!"?

check my perscriptions.

What would you do if everyone around starting speaking in only a russian dialecct of text talk?

Gale, is that a new-fangled DeLorean?