Zorg Empire

Here just post some of the funniest quotes you have heard or that you have made up. You can comment on the person's quote before yours if you wish.

How can a house be UP in flames, while it is burning DOWN at the same time?- Reed

"Today, I named my ipod 'This Ship' for the pleasure of seeing the phrase 'This Ship is syncing'"

“I know that what you think i said, was what you thought i said, and what i thought i didnt say and what you thought i meant was not what i thought i said. So, what did i say?"- Reed

Reed wrote:“I know that what you think i said, was what you thought i said, and what i thought i didnt say and what you thought i meant was not what i thought i said. So, what did i say?"- Reed

Words.


"When life gives you lemons, find somebody whom life has given vodka and throw a party" -Ron White

"When life gives you lemons, do you really make lemonade? Aren't you forgetting something? Maybe...

•1 c. sugar
•1 c. water
•16 to 20 oz. cold water
•ice
•Citrus Reamer
•Juicers
•Saucepans"- Reed

"I'm gonna kill you untill you're dead."-Tehnoobshow, or thenoobshow, or something like that.

Garrus Garrus: how are my scars. nobody gave me a mirror, is it that bad. Shapard: dont worry garrus, you were always ugly before. slap some face paint on that and you will look good as new.-Mass Effect 2

"Once you are dead, you lose a big part of your life."- Reed

"What kind of idiont are you?"
"I don't know... How many kinds are there?"

"Guess what? What? I knew you would say what!"- Reed